March 30th, 2016

DMc WTF

this has me just a little hot.

I'm still work on cataloging the various scripts we have when I comes across a musical - Lock Up Your Daughters - from Henry Fielding's comedy Rape upon Rape. I'm sorry, what? Since when is rape the source of comedic material. The copyright is 1967,so it's not that old. I'm simply beyond words...

I've gone and done a bit more research. Seems the guy who wrote the story died a few centuries ago, but I still don't find it very humorous.
I farted

just wondering

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?

Do you believe you can be with someone, say nothing and walk away feeling like you have had the best conversation in your life?