January 21st, 2019

My default

A new Working Stiffs

Title: Take out the Trash
Genre: Man from UNCLE - Working Stiffs
Word Count:3300
Rating: PG

For duckys_lady. You've waited a long time for this one and for that I apologize. My thanks to sparky955 for her beta.

For ducky's_lady.

When you tell people you work in the trash industry, they immediately make a snap judgement about you. They think you probably dropped out of high school, have the IQ of a cockroach and sit around at night in a dirty tee shirt, torn pants and drink beer, in between hitting your wife and sleeping with your best friend’s girl.

The truth of the matter is that I have a masters in accounting, listen to classical music and prefer Italian wines over French, except for Bordeaux wines. They are hard to beat. I wear a suit and tie daily and I have never hit a woman or gone behind a friend’s back. And, yes, I work in the trash industry.

I didn’t mean to, but I sort of accidently decided to take a break from accounting. I happened to be going through the trash one day and discovered my boss was cooking his books and I turned him in. Of course I lost my job and suddenly, I couldn’t get a job, which made me feel very uneasy, to be honest… which I suspect many of my employers might not be.
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grinning david

Really random stuff or can you tell I'm bored?

sallymn discovered this page What's in a name and so I went to check it out. There were flowers with some of the craziest names I'd ever seen.

‘Big Honking Flaming Floozy’

‘Spock’s Ears’

Hot Dogs and Mustard

For amethyst_witch, who adores Bob Ross

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Two sisters painted each other a Bob Ross portrait...

And the sad side of the ten year challenge. Guys might not get this, but many ladies will simply nod and agree
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Thoughtful David McCallum

Just wondering

Have you ever been to a Renaissance fair? (Nope, but a lot of country fairs)

What do you do for exercise? (I change my mind a lot)

Have you ever changed a car tire? (More times than I like to think about)