January 15th, 2020

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The Poodle and the Leopard - a case of knowing the difference.

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the poodle discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, Oh, oh! I'm in deep poop now!
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
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What a boss! What a guy!

Every show we showcase a specialty drink. This time around they are doing a Veneitan Sprizt made with champange, lemoncello, soda water and a splash of lemon juice. He showed up at my desk with a glass and said, "Try this." Mmmm, it was yummy. "No, wait, now try this one. it doesn't have the lemon juice. Which one do you like better?"

For the record, I like the splash of lemon juice and for my efforts, I got this:



"Here you go. Have a nice afternoon." And this is why I love the theatre...