October 17th, 2020

halloween red

And how about some Halloween fun? Gevr, this one's for you!

Title: The Two Heads are Better Than One Affair
Genre: Man from UNCLE
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1372
Prompt -

Happy Halloween, gevr! I hope you enjoy your little Halloween tale! My thanks toyou and sparky955 for her beta help.

Illya held up the cup and stared at it. The tin cup held a white frothy liquid and two doll heads. Compared to the meager offerings they’d had over the course of the last three days, this was almost appealing. He sniffed it and made a face. “Napoleon?”

His partner didn’t stir from his cot. “Don’t look at me. I didn’t do it.”

“I know you didn’t, but who did?” Illya brought the cup to Napoleon and offered it. “And why?”

Napoleon, like Illya, sniffed. There was a sour sharp edge to the liquid. Despite his raging thirst, he set it back down. “Small world.”

“What do you mean?”

“When I was a kid, there was a girl in our school who collected doll heads.”

“Come again?”
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