February 16th, 2021

Napoleon and beret

Scratching an Itch

Title: Scratching an Itch
Genre: Man from UNCLE
Rating: G
Word count: 734
Prompt: Scratching an itch.

Written for mfuwss's Scratching an Itch challenge. Here you go, akane42me, hot off the press. My thanks to you and to sparky955 for her beta.



It was like an itch he couldn’t scratch. He’d tried food, drink, even sex and still it remained. Nothing was helping and it was making Napoleon just a little crazy. Short of throwing himself off a building, he was lost for an answer,

“Or more crazy than normal,” Napoleon muttered. He sighed and tried to go someplace in his mind – a place with sufficient itching for all.

Illya didn’t even bother to look. One of them had to be on the ball and get their paperwork in on time. Waverly might be willing to give them some wiggle room, but Illya had no intention of taking on the typing pool.
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