Word count: 3352
My thanks to sparky955 for her beta. the link takes you to AO3.
Napoleon waited until the blond’s back was turned and there were people between him and Illya, then slipped into the shop. By contrast, the air was icy cold and Napoleon shivered as he looked around. There was a treasure trove of souvenirs. He wisely ignored those for some cold water and two leis.
He got out of the shop just as it was starting to get busy. He slipped his lei on, relishing the spicy fragrance of the plumerias and went to find Illya.
His partner was sitting on a bench with the carry-ons at his feet. Napoleon slipped up beside him and placed a lei around his neck. “Aloha, moi wahine.”
Illya startled, but he wasn’t sure if it was from the sudden cold sensation around his neck or from the sentiment.
“Well, you know what I mean.”
“Not the wife,” Illya said as he started to take off the lei. Napoleon’s hand stopped his.
“It was a joke, Illya. You need to relax a little. Far be it from me to cast aspersions upon your manhood.” He looked around and added softly. “I will have need of that later.”