Have you ever tried to write a scary story? No time? then this is the perfect challenge for you. A two sentence ghost/scary story... oh, say, something like this.
I love waking up in the middle of the night and hearing purring in my ear. I've love it even more if I owned a cat...
There's nothing worse than someone taking a shower and hogging all the hot water, except when you live alone and the shower's been running for an hour. And there's blood on the inside of the curtain.
Kids love cutting open pumpkins and scooping out the seeds to make Jack O'lanterns. I would too, if I wasn't a pumpkin and there wasn't someone coming with a knife.
So, how about you? Can you write a story in two sentences? Will you even try?