If you don't want to check it out, - To celebrate Bulwer-Lytton, this is my challenge. Come up with the worst opening sentence you can. It can only be one sentence, but the use of commas, hyphens, semicolons, etc. is encouraged. It can be from a fandom or original work, something new or something old. It can be as short as you'd like, but it is limited to 150 words, total. Then wait for the 15th and my journal post. There are some nice prizes for those who win.
Winner will be announced on April 19th.
So, you in?