So, not-very-happy Spike yells out, "What are you doing, you f***ing moron?" Sort of forgot that my windows were open. Honestly, I do yell a lot at people
When he (a 20 something with progressive acne) gets up alongside me, he yells back, "Suck my dick!"
Smiling, I answered, calmly, "Not in a million years, little man" and drove off. I was freaking lucky he didn't have a gun or decide to try and catch up with me after that.
Sigh... my mouth is going to get me into trouble one of the day.