"Needless to say, the portals of her heart were jealous guarded by a host of rustic admirers.
Clockwise, to my left is the wall and to my right: on the desk, there is Bête Noir. On the chair beside her is Pyewacket. Jenny is on the floor. Titan is on his condo and Patachou is on the floor in the doorway.
Needless to say, no mice (or mummies) will be sneaking up on me. :D