spikesgirl58 (spikesgirl58) wrote,
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So, I'll burn...

A group of friars were having trouble making ends meet, so they decided to open up a small flower shop in town. Their flowers were so cunningly displayed and so reasonably priced that people flocked to their store and the friars were delighted. Soon the money was pouring in and the friars were thrilled that they were finally flush with money.

However, the other flower shop in town wasn’t happy. They watched their business drop off sharply and finally knew that they had to take desperate measures or they were going to have to close up their shop. They tried threatening the friars, but the shop owner was a small man and not all that scary. They tried suing them, but were told they had no legal case against the friars.

Finally, the shop owner went out and found the biggest and meanest thug he could find, a bad apple of a man called Hugh. Hugh paid a little visit to the friars and terrorized them to the point of where the poor men feared for their lives. Bruised and scared, the friars shut down their flower shop and left town, proving that, once and for all, Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars…
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